Clown s log, stardate 2022. Our mission is going perfectly, as long as you ignore that missile that the U.S. military launched at our spacecraft; the mysterious, unknown creature running wild on the JLA moon base; and Solomon Grundy losing his lunch all over Bronze Tiger. So, other than all that things are great! So, hey, this Harley Quinn event sure is rocketing forward! Space puns, dead ahead!
Clown s log, stardate 2022. Our mission is going perfectly, as long as you ignore that missile that the U.S. military launched at our spacecraft; the mysterious, unknown creature running wild on the JLA moon base; and Solomon Grundy losing his lunch all over Bronze Tiger. So, other than all that things are great! So, hey, this Harley Quinn event sure is rocketing forward! Space puns, dead ahead!
You know how the whole villain origin story is usually about the one bad day that changed everything? I think it s Tuesday most of the time. But what if it s, like, a lot of bad days, and some of them were even caused by me, Harley Quinn? Well, that would be a recipe for one pretty bad villain, right? The secret origin story of a brutal new villain, Verdict, is revealed here! Though I guess it won t be very secret once we reveal it, huh?
They really tried to throw me in prison for somethin I didn t do! I mean, this time I didn t do anything. In the past, I did things. Lots of things...But that s not the point. The point is, I m innocent! It s a frame job, I tell ya! The only way out of this is to catch the real culprit, and for that I need Batwoman. Seriously, who doesn t need Batwoman? Skintight suit, mucho muscles, and that hair! Anyways, Batwoman s in this one, and we might finally reveal Verdict s true identity! Will the mystery be solved in time to save my good name? DUN DUN DUN!
I m innocent, I tell ya! I might currently be stuck in Blackgate Penitentiary for multiple homicides thanks to a growing body of evidence that points right to me, Harley Quinn, as the murderer but for once it was not Harley Quinn in the alley with the baseball bat. Someone s obviously tryin to frame me, and I gotta figure out who and why if I wanna clear my name before I end up spendin the rest of my days behind bars with a buncha ladies who really don t seem thrilled that I m here. Not to mention I look terrible in orange
It s a whole new year of me, Harley Quinn! I ve learned the ins and outs of Gotham s lovely sewage system, and I ve even made some unexpected friends along the way. I mean, except for one very murderous new vigilante roaming the streets, a new homicide detective convinced I m the killer, and the acclaimed Spice World (1997) film not being on a single streaming platform. Other than that...totally fine. Year two starts here with a new arc...brand new characters...and some all-too-familiar faces from my past who maybe aren t so happy to see me.
If Superman had to deal with a bomb on a runaway train barreling toward Gotham, he d just throw the whole thing into outer space like a football. Zatanna would do some cool magic thing. Aquaman would, like, summon an army of bomb-defusing dolphins or something. But I m Harley Quinn and I can t do any of those things. So how am I gonna defuse the bomb, save Kevin, and stop Keepsake from destroying Gotham? Well...I m workin on it, okay? Don t rush me! But I ve definitely, certainly, without a doubt got it handled. Probably.
A train leaves for Gotham at eight p.m. averaging 80 miles per hour, carrying one very dramatic villain named Keepsake, a bomb strapped to the engine, and me Harley Quinn! One track leads straight to Gotham Central Station, where hundreds of lives are at risk, but the other track that one leads to my best friend and sidekick, Kevin. Sacrifice the one to save the many? I hate that Philosophy 101 crap, and I m really starting to hate trains.
You know those real cheesy rom-coms where two unlikely lovebirds lean in for the same book and knock heads in the poetry section of the school library and fall madly in love? Well, this story is nothing like that. For starters, Kevin met his new muse in the middle of Scarecrow attacking Gotham (how s that for a meet-cute?). And second, despite his planning the most perfect and romantic date night with Ivy, it seems like she might have something else on her mind. Love is in the air errr, wait that might be toxic gas this is Gotham!
Harley Quinn here, reporting live from Fear State! And let me just say I ve jumped outta airplanes, faced down the baddest criminals in Gotham, thrown punches at Batman, and filed my own taxes without instructions from the IRS, but reuniting with Poison Ivy to try to save all of Gotham ? Let s just say I ve got a little anxiety. I m only one well-dressed and overly verbal former psychologist turned heroic clown, after all. Which is why I ve teamed with the Gotham City Sirens to take down Scarecrow and wait why is Keepsake here? This couldn t just be an easy, straightforward mission, could it? I blame the writer
Sorry, Harley s not here right now, but this is her trusted sidekick Kevin, and I m happy to be keeping watch over the streets of Gotham. The city s gone a little crazy with the Magistrate s forces cracking down. I just hope that Harley s mission to Alley Town with Catwoman and the Gardener is successful in finding the missing piece of Poison Ivy that could be the very key to saving Gotham. In the meantime, I ll help put fires out around Gotham literally and I might get some unexpected help in the process! Fear State part two continues here!
As the dust settles after the battle with the Anti-Guardian, John Stewart, Jo Mullein, and the rest of the Corps pick up the pieces and adjust to their new status quo. The day might be saved, but there s still plenty of work to be done. Everything you know about Green Lanterns is about to change!
